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timbypup: Gosh it’s fun being fingered and spanked red. (more...
Gosh it’s fun being fingered and spanked red. (more private vids for the collection, telegram me if interested: TimbyWuff)
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timbypup: timbypup:Gif from today’s Pornhub vid:...
Gif from today’s Pornhub vid: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579cec69d8c41
Repost of a fun vid from last year ^^
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timbypup: Just a friendly reminder that I’m accepting PayPal...
Just a friendly reminder that I’m accepting PayPal donations for a complete batch of private vids (some solo, some with my fwbs). I have well over 30 minutes of content that I haven’t posted publicly. Message TimbyWuff on telegram if interested! I’ll send the vids in bulk on there. Thanks! (Don’t worry, still making free stuff for tumblr and pornhub too.)
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timbypup: Here’s a few pics for a cum tribute as requested by...
Here’s a few pics for a cum tribute as requested by anon. Pick your favorite and send me a video of you shooting all over me! Pics are okay too but not as good!
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timbypup: Teaser GIFs from a recent private vid I recorded....
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timbypup: Gosh I’m a horny pup today…
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timbypup: An oiled up pup riding his favorite toy as promised.
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THE SIGNS WHEN A SERIAL KILLER IS IN THE HOUSE
ARIES: literally doesn't care and just sits on the couch chillin
TAURUS: runs to the kitchen and fiercely guards the fridge
GEMINI: makes jokes with the killer, then the killer realises gemini is cool and they go out to maccas
CANCER: tries to hide but starts crying and gets found
LEO: pretends not to be scared but kinda is, still strategically makes it out of the house tho
VIRGO: loses their ish but defends themself well
LIBRA: attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips up over a cat and ends up getting caught
SCORPIO: kills the killer
SAGITTARIUS: makes small talk with the killer and then ends up becoming the killers accomplice
CAPRICORN: is the killer
AQUARIUS: screams *make me a sandwich asshole* at the killer
PISCES: just stands there frozen, legit just doesnt move
TAURUS: runs to the kitchen and fiercely guards the fridge
GEMINI: makes jokes with the killer, then the killer realises gemini is cool and they go out to maccas
CANCER: tries to hide but starts crying and gets found
LEO: pretends not to be scared but kinda is, still strategically makes it out of the house tho
VIRGO: loses their ish but defends themself well
LIBRA: attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips up over a cat and ends up getting caught
SCORPIO: kills the killer
SAGITTARIUS: makes small talk with the killer and then ends up becoming the killers accomplice
CAPRICORN: is the killer
AQUARIUS: screams *make me a sandwich asshole* at the killer
PISCES: just stands there frozen, legit just doesnt move
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"I need a long nap... And a large pizza to myself" Squad
Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Aries, Leo, Aquarius
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Flirty Or Romantic?
Romantic- Taurus, Leo, Capricorn, Pisces
Flirty- Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius
Both tbfh- Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius
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Things The Signs Are Weirdly Obsessed With
Aries: Books and words
Taurus: Music and history
Gemini: Hats
Cancer: Rainy days
Leo: Makeup
Virgo: Beaches and the ocean
Libra: Flowers and plants
Scorpio: Classical music and art
Sagittarius: Pretty neon signs
Capricorn: Aesthetics
Aquarius: Space and stars
Pisces: Dancing and ribbons
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How are the signs doing in school right now?
Aries: scrapping by with thoses B’s
Taurus: struggling to get as much extra credit as possible to up their grade even though it is futile
Gemini: somehow didn’t even study at all and has straight A’s
Cancer: *gross sobbing*
Leo: “everything is fine” *narrator: in fact, nothing was fine*
Virgo: C’s get degrees….
Libra: almost done. just. Gotta. FINISH THIS.
Scorpio: wtf the first day of school was like a month ago…. right?
Sagittarius: the days have slowly morphed into one, days pass and they hardly notice. theres no longer a sense of time, but a sense of waiting for an end, the end, an endgame, the final day of school
Capricorn: mix of A’s and B’s so pretty good
Aquarius: NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD AT ALL. EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Pisces: selling their soul for a 4.0 GPA
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the "I broke my heart trying to love you" squad
Pisces, Cancer, Aries, Sagittarius, Leo, Libra
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which one r u?
pessimist, sees the glass as half empty:capricorn, virgo, gemini, scorpio
optimist, sees the glass as half full:pisces, sagittarius, libra, aquarius
realist, knows it is just half a fucking glass:cancer, taurus, scorpio, leo, aries
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The signs as (just god awful) bad jokes
Aries : Q. What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs? A. A condescending con descending
Taurus : Q. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A. A waist of time!
Gemini : Q. What’s that guys name that has no shins? A. Toe-knee
Cancer : Q. Why can melons get married? A. Because they cantaloupe!
Leo : Q. How do snails fight? A. They slug it out!
Virgo : Q. What’s the difference between three and two? A. One
Libra : Q. Whats at the bottom of the ocean that shivers? A. A nervous wreck!
Scorpio : Q. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? A. It goes back four seconds!
Sagittarius: Q. Did you hear about the guy who invented the “knock-knock joke”? A. He won the “no-bell” prize
Capricorn : Q. Where did the egg go when it expired? A. The old-yolks home!
Aquarius : Q. What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? A. An investigator
Pisces : Q. What do you call the security guards outside of the Samsung store? A. Guardians of the Galaxy!
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november 1st
tIS THE SEASON: taurus, cancer, virgo, capricorn, pisces, sagittarius
ONLY 364 DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN: aries, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, aquarius
ONLY 364 DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN: aries, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, aquarius
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